KYLE WEST / CREATIVE COMMONS 2.0
If you should happen to visit Audubon Zoo on Good Friday, be warned: a terrifying, man-sized bunny will be stalking its grounds.
A press release issued by the zoo this morning cautions guests to "have cameras and cell phones handy" to capture the floppy-eared monster previously found only in your nightmares. There's no charge for guests to take personal photos with the bunny, though you could probably pay it to stay at least 50 feet away from you at all times. (Professional photos also are available.)
The bunny, which presumably reports to head bunny/press secretary Sean Spicer
, appears near the Cooper Plaza fountain from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m.
Send us your photos
— or other sightings of the Creature from the Pastel Lagoon — and we'll post them this weekend.