The accused, Florin Grosu, 33, of Romford, was being hunted by cops as of Thursday night after snubbing yesterday’s hearing.Even New Orleanians don't love our water meter covers that much.
Magistrates in London’s Barkingside district issued an arrest warrant when he failed to show.
Grosu, thought to be Romanian, is charged with outraging public decency by simulating sex with a drain cover.
He is also charged with exposing his genitals to cause distress or alarm and criminal damage to a police cell mattress.
He faces six months’ jail if guilty.