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Trew’s Haikus: Trew2TheGame composes haikus for the players

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Trew's haikus: predictions in poetry

Fifty-nine percent
Shooting from behind the arc
Ryan Anderson

Five triple doubles
Rebounds assists of course points
For Tyreke Evans

Lead the league in dunks
Lead the league in blocking dunks
Davis is unreal

Sadly his minutes
Have to be restricted, ugh
Jrue Holiday, y'all

Just like John Cena
Hustle, loyalty, respect
Dante Cunningham

Pierre will shine bright
During game breaks and timeouts
Mascot MVP

Cool, calm, collected
Will increase the pace, for sure
That's Alvin Gentry

Extra game tickets?
Won't have a single problemvGiving them away

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