8 p.m. Thu.; 8 p.m. & 10 p.m. Fri.; 8 p.m. Sat.; 6 p.m. Sun.
Le Chat Noir, 715 St. Charles Ave., 581-5812; www.cabaretlechatnoir.com
Running With Scissors regulars Brian Peterson, Dorian Rush and Bob Edes Jr. are joined by Varla Jean Merman and San Francisco's Trannyshack regulars Heklina and Cookie Dough (See "One More Thing") in tribute to the long-running sitcom starring Betty White, Bea Arthur, Rue McClanahan and Estelle Getty. Thursday's show is sponsored by Mystic Krewe of Satyricon (call 525-4498 for that show only). Tickets $25.