"Dwindling Campaign Funds Force Jindal to Take Job at Iowa Pizza Buffet." — Headline on TheRedShtick.com, the Baton Rouge-based parody website, following the news that Gov. Bobby Jindal's presidential campaign raised less than $600,000 in the third quarter of 2015. Under a Photoshopped image of Jindal delivering a pizza to a table, the story included a quote from a satisfied customer: "I like Jindal's stance on immigration, and he makes sure my iced tea is topped off," 54-year-old Republican Margaret Holder said. "I'm not sure who I'll vote for in the caucus come February, but he's definitely got my vote for employee of the month."