Steven Segal + Real Cops = Glorious Television



So many questions come up: Steven Segal is a real deputy in Jefferson Parish? Has anyone ever been arrested by him and lived to tell the tale? What catchphrase would you say to him if, while he was breaking your arm in six places, you recognized that it was STEVEN FREAKING SEGAL.

It's days like this I wish Cox Cable wasn't so horrendus that I don't p

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