James Its the economy, stupid Carville is a regular Brangelina in these parts. Hes been spotted (by pundit pulverizer and Gambit staff writer Noah Bonaparte Pais) waiting for a table at Irenes, and Carvilles e-stalkers have posted a few Craigslist Missed Connections.
Carvilles in town thanks to Tulane University, who hired CNNs resident Skeletor to teach an upcoming class, The 2008 Presidential Election. His tailor-made classroom size of 40 students whittled down from 125 applicants features supposedly the best and brightest.
But what about the denied applicants the 85 Carvilleless, jaded poli-sci majors dragging their feet around campus, obviously blacklisted as campus conservatives by the Tulane elite.
I guess the weeding out saves Carville from having to discipline the bad seeds. God forbid a political celebrity get his hands dirty. Text messagers, those with obnoxious cell phone ringtones and pretending-to-type-but-really-just-on-the-Internet laptop users beware. Carville aint afraid to get Cajun style.