The Onion on the Keystone pipeline (featuring Rep. Steve Scalise)


Now that The Daily Show With Jon Stewart has weighed in on the Keystone XL pipeline controversy, The Onion is doing the same:


“We really don’t have any other choice at the moment, so we’re going to build the best pipeline we can using our own two hands,” said Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY), flipping up his welding mask as he paused from beveling an expansion joint to direct a crane operated by House Majority Whip Rep. Steve Scalise (R-LA). 
The whole thing is short — and funny.

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