NOPD release proves we're all just living in a gumbo party sitcom called New Orleans


No, America, no! We're not a place where people ride their Mardi Gras floats through drive-through daiquiri shops on their way to gumbo parties where jazz bands play alligators like trombones and women take off their tops in hopes they'll be showered in beignets.

We are the home of proud universities, of world-class art and culture, of Silicon Bayou, of #NEWORLEANSWILL and ...

... what?

Never mind.

New Orleans Police Department
Wanted for Simple Robbery

The victims allowed the pictured female, claiming to be a voodoo priestess, into their residence ... 

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