Steven Swag-al swag!


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Unless you're a complete punk and a lousy dirtbag, you've heard about Gambit's viewing party for the next episode of A&E's new hit show Steven Seagal Lawman ("The Finest Program in the History of American Television™" — Gambit).

Our party is this Wednesday, Dec. 9, 8:30-10 pm at Theo's Pizza in Mid-City (full details here), and you're invited to help us watch this week's episodes, "Killer Canines" and "Too Young to Die."

The A&E network heard about the party from our Twitter feed (!) and sent along a box of Seagal swag (Swag-al?), which we will be giving away to three lucky attendees. Are you feeling lucky? Here it is:

flak vest

1) The handsome Steven Seagal: Lawman flak vest in extra-extra-small. Your infant will be the baddest-ass baby on the block in this handsome number. Adjustable Velcro straps make it perfect for the little one whose weight occasionally fluctuates (like some movie stars we could name).


2) A two-DVD set featuring your own copies of the first two episodes of Steven Seagal: Lawman, along with hi-res stills from the show perfect for making desktop computer wallpaper.


3) And - last but certainly not least - an actual AUTOGRAPHED PHOTO of Steven Seagal, written in Sharpie by the star's very own Zen master hand and beyond suitable for framing.

So: meet us at Theo's this Wednesday night and see if you're the lucky punk to take home some of this one-of-a-kind merch. Just be ready to take a drink every time Steven Seagal Lawman uses the words "martial arts."


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