It's too bad Sarah Palin quit governing Alaska before she got a peek at this hot Siberian action. She passed the ball to current Gov. Sean Parnell, but there's no tweats from him indicating he's on the case. CNN, however, is all over the world leader topless pic fest. Notice the porny, tabloid "Story Highlights": "Putin in a variety of action-man poses," "pictured topless, feeding a horse." Perhaps it was meant to distract our national security apparatus while Soviet subs were caught patrolling off the East Coast. Palin seems to have that situation covered - she was in New York City meeting with her publisher and promoting blogosphere rumors about her impending divorce by cheerfully denying them to media outlets.