Hollis Thomas is Enjoying Free Agency, Cartoon-style


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Photo lifted from Baller Alert

So it seems that Hollis Thomas has used his time off from the Saints to pursue his love of all things Spongebob Squarepants. I could paraphrase the report from Baller Alert, but that really doesn't do it justice. The full description after the jump.


 To Whom It May Concern: Hollis Thomas is a 34 year old, 13 year NFL veteran. He is stubborn, lovable, & friendly. He is your typical NFL baller… however; he has a fetish with Spongebob. This man is obsessed with Spongebob. He sleeps on Spongebob sheets, rocks a Spongebob medallion on his necklace, and watches Spongebob during sex. His room is chalked full of everything Spongebob, he references Spongebob during his conversations!!! I think he once he gets a hold of something he refuses to let it go… the only thing he has been releasing lately is his receding hairline. I would call him weird but even weirdos have a method to their madness. You can catch him coloring Spongebob pictures with felt markers or playing a Spongebob game on one of his many gaming consoles. He wears Spongebob underwear like they are the latest pair of Calvin Klein’s.

What more can I say, other than I am utterly devestated that this news came up after the Saints cut Thomas.

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