A recent discussion replayed in his mind. Someone had asked of an assembled group: does anyone like any German writer? The members of the group, who were well-read, couldn't come up with many and, at the end, after an hourlong pitching of names, only two Germans remained standing: Bertolt Brecht and Hans Magnus Enzensberger. Why? Because, Werther decided, Goethe and the philosophers, Thomas Mann and Gunther Grass, cared about the world as if it was theirs and used its grave substance to fashion brass rings from it. The group was groping for a way out of the increasing heaviness of the world and decided that they preferred French writers who found absurdity and humor a better model for the future. The French were more fun.
Fun was productive. The old men in the parade had worked hard at their costumes of feathers and grass skirts. Sequins cost money. Parades need monitors, music, booze, painkillers, spectators, street food, tourists, cameras, cell phones. The production of hope was socially beneficial, even if it seemed to the untrained eye to be simply a gallows joke about the passing of the flesh. Sorrow, on the other hand, was a paralyzed beggar who stood in the middle of the intersection with his hand out, waiting for motorists to drop coins into it. In this case, misery stood in front of the parade with his hand out and the revelers ran him over. They rolled right over him.
Werther felt the stirring of optimism.
P.S.: On Aug. 31, at the Gold Mine Saloon, a big roachlike creature wrapped in trash escaped from a recess of the bar and stepped into the light, horrifying the poets gathered there to celebrate YAWP, a magazine of apocalyptic art. The roach-crit, whose name was Richard Huelsenbeck, turned out to have grown and developed in the unconscious of New Orleans after Katrina. Interviewed, Richard claimed that he was the first of more than one million similar creepo-pods ready to invade the city.
P.S. 2: We were visited by Dr. Andy Bichlbaum, the founder of the Identity Correction Movement, who brought his unique brand of righteousness to a summit meeting on Reconstruction. New Orleans and Louisiana officials, unaware that they were being passed through the meat-grinder of art, allowed themselves the solace of innocence for a minute. The next minute, Dr. Andy dipped them into the acid bath of their own hypocritical brains. We laughed about it over shots of Lithuanian firewater.
Andrei Codrescu's new book is New Orleans, Mon Amour: Twenty Years of Writing From the City (Algonquin Books).