7:30 p.m. Fri.-Sat.; 2 p.m. Sun.; through Oct. 18
Teatro Wego, 177 Sala Ave., Westwego, 885-2000; www.jpas.com
Charlie (Dane Rhodes) has a stash of Viagra and plans to enlist his old war buddy Moe (David Jacobs) to celebrate his 77th birthday. But who will rise to the occasion when only one hooker (Cindy Marinangel) answers their call? Tickets $30 general admission, $27 seniors, $20 students, $15 children.