My loyal scribes at Gambit Weekly have helped me compile maps, lists of royals, previews of themes and throws. Now I, Rex Duke®, the world's foremost Mardi Gras parade critic, unveil my annual preview of Carnival. I'll return after the final float has unloaded its riders at their ball to deliver a recap of the best and worst of Mardi Gras 2008.
Now, let the parades begin!
Friday, January 25
Oshun 6 P.M.
Theme: Once Upon a Time
King Shango: Robert Norris
Queen Oshun: Kim Gibson
Throws: Logo medallion beads, signature cups and doubloons
The Krewe of Oshun kicks off the Carnival parade season on St. Charles Avenue by delving into the wonderful world of children's stories with the theme 'Once Upon a Time." Young and old parade goers alike will recognize familiar faces on floats like 'Cat in the Hat," 'Humpty Dumpy" and 'Charlotte's Web."
Cleopatra 6:30 P.M.
Location: West Bank
Theme: Cleopatra Presents Bits and Pieces of the Past
Queen: Danielle W. Champagne
Throws: Queen's cups, key-chains, shoe-and-purse necklaces, logo balls and frisbees
The all-female crew of Cleopatra commemorates 35 years with a tribute to its past. Each float represents one of Cleopatra's previous themes, such as 'Queens and Enchantresses," 'Whirl of Pearls," 'I could have danced all night," 'I'll see you in my dreams" and 'Girls Just Wanna have fun." Look for key-chains and girly shoe-and-purse necklace throws so you can have your own bits and pieces to keep as mementos.
Pygmalion 6:45 P.M.
Theme: Heroes of Fact and Fiction
King: Jake Romano
Queen: Linda Patin
Throws: Fibreoptic beads, aluminum doubloons, cups, medallion beads
Pygmalion honors heroes from Superman to the Heroes of Katrina, including police and firefighters of New Orleans. Look for a maid whose collar bears the NOPD and New Orleans Fire Department's logos. Real-life heroines include Susan B. Anthony. The young krewe promises an inspiring night along the parade route.
Excalibur 7 P.M.
Theme: A Knight in the Castle
King: Samuel T. Alcus
Queen: Wanda Voss
Throws: Stuffed plush castles, foil banners, visors
Excalibur takes us on a tour of famed castles around the world, from Disney World's Cinderella Castle to England's Windsor Castle to Russia's Kremlin. Lucky parade-goers can even take home newly designed stuffed plush castles, or a host of other medieval-themed throws. The krewe sports the largest plumed collars of any parade organization. The local band Bag of Donuts ride as guest Grand Marshals.
Atlas 7:30 P.M.
Theme: Hollywood Movies
Throws: Signature cups and beads
Atlas is ready to bear the weight of the world again. The krewe returns to the streets after a couple of years of cancelled parades. The heavens will be lit by the theme 'Hollywood Movies." Each float will take on a classic like 'South Pacific," 'Hair" and 'Grease."
Saturday, January 26
Choctaw 11:30 A.M.
Location: West Bank
Theme: Worldly Travels
Chief: Frank Ruiz Jr.
Princess: Jina Hughes Ellingburg
Throws: Choctaw plush spears, beads with Choctaw emblem, footballs
Choctaw's 'Worldly travels" includes some local attractions, with floats representing the streetcar and a South Louisianan shrimp boat. The procession also will offer enticing glimpses of travel destinations from Mexico to Ireland. The krewe's royals are the Chief and Princess as well as this year's Medicine Man, Trey Elfer. The krewe throws signature plush spears and other icons of Native American heritage.
Location: West Bank
Theme: Adonis Celebrates 10 Screaming years
King: Oscar 'Buddy" Blank
Queen: Emily Ann Bourg
Throws: Adonis vinyl dolls and emblem cups, special doubloons
The members of Adonis, named for a conspicuously attractive Greek, defy their love of beauty by marking the krewe's 10th anniversary in the grips of horrors and frights. Floats will be headed by the 'Creature from the Black Lagoon," 'Vampire" and 'Werewolf." The krewe expects to have a frightfully good time on its new route and parade time slot.
Pontchartrain 1 P.M.
Theme: Throw Me Something, Mister!
King: Dan Arthur Smetherman
Queen: Kristy Michelle Bowen
Throws: Frisbees, footballs in Saints black and gold, Tulane's olive green and blue, LSU's purple and gold colors
Brush up on your parade krewes and schedule before heading to the Pontchartrain procession. Each float will represent another krewe, referencing it by its parade date. The organization's 22-ounce cup lists 2008 parades and dates. Pontchartrain sponsors a high school marching band contest judged on the 4100 block of St. Charles Avenue, and the U.S. Marine Corps Band will play the national anthem at Gallier Hall.
Shangri-La 2 P.M.
Theme: The Many Travels of Shangri-La
King: Capt. Cory F. Heitmeier
Queen: Paula G. Ponamsky
Throws: Anniversary krewe beads, footballs, plush dragons, lantern beads and the Sexy Lady Bead
On its 35th anniversary, Shangri-la aspires to party around the world. Floats include 'Carnival in Venice," 'Mexican Fiesta" and 'A Day at the Circus." WWL-TV's Angela Hill is the krewe's guest grand marshal. The parade's many Asian-themed signature floats are complemented by medallion beads with Chinese characters and Asian icons.
Caesar 6 P.M.
Theme: Caesar's Dream Destinations
King: Joseph Dempsey
Queen: Jessica Devon
Throws: Lighted fibreoptic Caesar beads, plush stuffed dogs
The mighty Caesar conquered far and wide, but this parade will take his followers to new lands. Some of the Dream Destinations include Hawaii, the Canadian Rockies and Australia's Great Barrier Reef. Each float has its own themed souvenir bead. Caesar's signature float carries a fibreoptic-lit seven-headed hydra, and the krewe is known for the exquisitely lit headdresses of royals. Pack your bags and hail Caesar.
Sparta 6 P.M.
Theme: In 3/4 Time
Queen: Ms. Shayna Lynn Beevers
Throws: Lighted medallion beads, Spartan plush Trojan horses, Sparta mystery throw
The Knights of Sparta never miss a beat. They parade 'In 3/4 Time" in salute to popular dances like 'The Vatican Waltz," the 'Starlight Serenade Waltz" and the 'Emperor's Waltz." Regardless of the conventional wisdom about Greeks bearing gifts, everyone will want to take home this year's stuffed plush Trojan horse.
Pegasus 6:45 P.M.
Theme: From to Sea to Shining Sea
King: Robert D. Higgins
Queen: Kim Norris Muller
Throws: Polystone medallions, red, white, and blue plush horses
'From Sea to Shining Sea" and from Magazine Street and Napoleon Avenue to Tchopitoulas and Julia streets, Pegasus takes wing. Its 51st anniversary procession bears tribute to historical figures from explorer Christopher Columbus to great Americans like George Washington.
Sunday, January 27
Alla 11:30 A.M.
Location: West Bank
Theme: Alla's Out of This world
Maharajah: Michael Leman
Maharanee: Allison Crosby
Throws: Plush spears, long plush roses, rubber light-up UFO's
Alla aims for universal appeal this year, but floats 'The Bodysnatchers," 'Creatures of Mars" and 'Giant Robots" aren't the only reasons that Alla's out of this world. For the first time in Mardi Gras history, two brothers will have ruled back-to-back as Maharajah. The also krewe introduces a new signature float honoring first responders.
Theme: Name That Tune
King: Ralph Jules Romaguera Sr.
Queen: Katherine Dileo
Throws: 3-D medallion beads and cups
The onetime neighborhood-based Krewe of Carrollton will be on the tip of your tongue with 'Name That Tune." Floats are named for a variety of popular songs like 'Jingle Bell Rock," 'I Just Can't Wait to be King" and 'Proud to be an American." Keeping with a neighborhood feel, signature thows include the 'Carrollton Street" tile beads.
King Arthur 1:15 P.M.
Theme: New Orleans Loves a Parade
King: Patrick Clementine
Queen: Sherry Watters
Throws: Magician dolls, queen and king bobbing heads, special beads, doubloons in 15 different colors
Normally the Knights of the Round Table make this krewe's world go around, but this year parades themselves do it. This year's theme celebrates a host of popular parades, from St. Joseph's to St. Patrick's Day. In another local twist, the krewe introduces a signature Streetcar float this year. Merlin dolls and other krewe memorabilia reflect Arthurian legend.
Nemesis 2 P.M.
Royal Knight: Anthony A. Fernandez
Goddess of Nemesis: Audrey Hutto Scivicque
Throws: T-shirts, medallion beads, spears, footballs, cups
LSU cheerleaders and Mike the Tiger mascot will join the Knights of Nemesis for a championship celebration. Catch a Nemesis football to commemorate the Mardi Gras when LSU was national champion. The determined young krewe stages its third parade.
Rhea 2 P.M.
Theme: Déja Vu
King: Vincent Catania III
Queen: Patsy DeSoto Catania
Throws: Frisbees, umbrellas, medallion beads, court cups, captain's cup
Follow the bouncing ball as Rhea treats fans to a celebration of sports. Each float echoes themes of Rhea's past floats such as LSU-themed 'Geaux Tigers," the Saints- themed 'Bless You Boys" and a tribute to 'All that Jazz and the New Orleans Zephyrs" featuring mascots Boudreaux and Clotile. The special captain's cup is a nostalgia piece displaying his picture from a 1977 Rhea Parade.
Centurions 5:30 P.M.
Theme: No Biz Like Show Biz
King: William R. Cox Jr.
Queen: Amy Michelle Cox
Throws: Foam centurion swords, light-up beads, Centurion doubloons and cups, coozies
There's a lot of funny things happening on the way to the forum. These Romans will be singing show tunes in this year's parade, 'No Biz Like Show Biz." Classic productions include 'Phantom of the Opera," 'Peter Pan" and 'Miss Saigon." Students from the Magnolia School will be riding on the 'Grease" float.