"As an LSU and Saints fan, I feel like an Acapulco cliff diver that dove off and there was no water at the bottom. I did see a Crimson Tide roll in that drowned the Tigers, and rolled back out." — Former Jefferson Parish president Aaron Broussard, waxing enigmatic when asked how he felt about his ex-wife, Karen Parker, cutting a deal with federal prosecutors in the Jeff Parish payroll fraud case.
"I don't plan 2 endorse anyone else in the primary, I look forward 2 supporting the nominee. America can't afford 4 more yrs of Barack Obama." — Gov. Bobby Jindal on his Twitter account, hours after the man he supported for president, Texas Gov. Rick Perry, left the race. Perry endorsed Newt Gingrich.