There is a woman on the ferry drinking a pitcher of Bloody Mary. There's a straw in the pitcher. I missed you, New Orleans.— Scotland Green (@ScotlandGreen) November 15, 2013
This week, New Orleans brined its collective insides with fine spirits, San Franciscan tears and velvet pants. Comedians graced the city and seemingly drank all of it under the table, H&M customers and WWE fans survived the elements, and Richard Simmons hugged everyone. We only have one thing to blame, according to our wise philosopher-king Mannie Fresh: Who Dat juice.