So far the most critical thing said by the CST sports announcers is whether Sean Payton's eyes are piercing blue pools or stunning icy lakes
— Dan Woods (@DangWoods) August 10, 2013
"Area Man Wakes From Post-Football Slumber, Wears Dress, Runs"
What season is this? Football has seemingly replaced our collective brain matter, already. Schools are coming back to life. Barbie conventions are a thing. Big butts can kill you. Meanwhile, air conditioning units file for OT as fat chunks of rain "cool down" our heat-ravaged minds and bodies. Driven by madness, New Orleans takes to the streets in its last-ditch "festival" effort, wearing red.
As we melt away into whatever "season" appears between now and fall, let us reflect on a week of our city's insanity.