It's awkward. All these nice people Im meeting at this party do not realize I have already met all the friends I ever plan on having.— Dane Faucheux (@DaneFaucheux) July 11, 2013
Hey there. Won't you come in? I'm sure you'll find someone interesting here. Our friends in this week's Y@ Speak made all kinds of new pals, whether entire basketball teams, Wendy's late-night drive-thru employees, four-legged furballs or bat-wielding roller derby women. Others met new grocery stores and air conditioning units — as well as the grim realities of their time left on this earth. Like that body odor you didn't know you have until a police officer filled you in.
Let's shake some hands, buddy.