by Kevin Allman
Invited to a Carnival ball, but dreading the thought of cummerbunds, shirt studs, a bowtie, etc. etc.? Consider investing $299 in the "Fuxedo," which its inventors claim is "a stylish, functional tuxedo merged with the convenience of a jumpsuit."
The one-piece garment — just step in and zip it up — is the brainchild of comedy duo Stuckey and Murray, who came up with the fake commercial as a joke before realizing they had something that might have real appeal to the well-dressed slob.
The Fuxedo is available by mail order for $299 ($150 deposit required). But order now: Fat Tuesday is fewer than two weeks away.