by Kevin Allman
While we just published our Bar Guide (and we're holding our Bar Stampede this month — prizes include $1,000 in bar tabs, people!), Ian Hoch decided to take a different approach to mapping out the city's watering holes. Just answer questions like "Are you from here?," "Are you a douchebag?," "Do you need a haircut?" and "Are you a vampire?" and let Ian's flowchart find just the right spot.