by Kevin Allman
NOAA 01 Feb 2010 1035 EST
Outlook for the Atlantic, Caribbean and the Gulf of Mexico
Hurricane Whodatis predicted to make landfall on the South Florida coast in the vicinity of Miami on 7 Feb 2010 at approximately 2200Z (5:00 PM EST). This extremely powerful hurricane is expected to produce damaging Shockey waves and Category 5 Brees. Reports from shipping indicate that this unstoppable storm has blown a huge flock of Cardinals all the way to Arizona, and that it has sunk a replica Viking longboat, the Brettigf?vren. Livestock, in particular young horses, will be in severe danger of being decimated....
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