by Kevin Allman
I can't imagine why anyone in the world would solicit Michael "Heckuva Job" Brown's opinion on anything more weighty than "white or wheat?," but it seems that Neil Cavuto saw fit to give him airtime to pontificate on the current administration's response to swine flu:
I think theres one thing theyre legitimately worried about, and that is this H1N1 is a new strain we havent seen before -- so were not sure how Tamiflu and everything will work against it. Heres what I really think is going on: I think they want to raise this level because that gives them more attention, it gives them more, you know, more legitimacy, and allows them to get out there and say Oh look at us, were in control, we've got this thing taken care of.
Because God knows Brownie himself would never want to appear in control of a bad situation, much less get out ahead of it.
BROWNIE: SHUT UP. GO AWAY.